Dreaming while at work...

Paperwork, paperwork, and...

[insert much put upon sigh here]
more paperwork.

[eyes getting heavy, soooooo sleepy]
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

{dream sequence commencing in 3, 2, 1}

Ahhhhhhh, how relaxing.
Warm sun.
Toasty sand.
Waves gently rolling ashore, palm trees swaying in the breeze.
Sapphire waters lazily lapping at my toes.

The perfect kind of day to chill out and relax.
(very possibly with a Mojito)
[happy sigh]

baaa dum
"wait, did you..?"
"nah, I'm just hearing things..."

baaaaaa dumm
baaaaaa dumm

"Wait, I heard something...I swear"

baduh baduh baduh
baduh baduh baduh baduh baduh baduh baduh baduh baduh
(jaws theme... in theory at least)

"Hmmmm, doesn't that one wave seem a Leeeeettle Taller than the others?
And slightly grey?
That's not normal right? Is it?"
"Oh God! It hurts!"
"Happy place, HAPPY PLACE, HAPPY PLACE!"

[Time to head somewhere else for this dream sequence me thinks...]

Somewhere inland perhaps, far far away from warm, sunny beaches and large, carnivorous fish.

Where the snow falls gently...
Evergreen trees are always festively decorated for the season.
Candy canes are 1.524m tall (5ft)
and you can share with many friends.
Many, many friends.
Far, far, far away.

Adorable snowmen adorn the landscape.

Yes, here's just the ticket.
Building a Snowman while the snowflakes fall and not a care in the world.
baaa dum
"wait, did you..?"
"nah, I'm just hearing things..."

baaaaaa dumm
baaaaaa dumm

"Wait, I heard something...I swear"

baduh baduh baduh
baduh baduh baduh baduh baduh baduh baduh baduh baduh

Um, there seems to be something a little different about these snowmen.
Um, I think I'll be backing away now.

"Did...did you just see them move?"

"Happy place, HAPPY PLACE, HAPPY PLACE!"

and on that note and just because I like it,
here's a randomly cool
and slightly pointy wreath from the
Festival of Trees.
(with appropriate music I think)

Oooohhhhh, Spikey ;)

Happy Holidays!