Monday, November 22, 2010

I love the Winter Weather...

Our baker Beth's Winter cake design.

It almost, almost makes me wish for snow...
if I didn't have to be out driving and delivering in it while living in a location where, when one snow flake falls and sticks to the ground, it becomes cause for city wide alarm.


[Begin dream sequence]

I am walking down a quiet country lane with my beau while our two pooches merrily chase each other through the fluffy, white powder that meanders slowly to the ground.

Later I am curled up by the window with an excellent mystery novel, a hot cup of cocoa, and a purring feline or two nestled on my lap...

[Hey, I said it was a dream sequence didn't I?]


Anyhooo, Beth produces some absolutely amazing detail on her cakes and I enjoy looking at all of it.

I kept finding new details that she added which means I kept exclaiming "That's sooooooo cute!!!" often.

"SQUIRREL!"
hehehehehehehehehehehe.









The snow flakes are so delicate.


She hand painted the background.











I love this moose!
Love! Love! Love the moose!









This is a Winter wonderland where I could have some fun.
















Her trees remind me a little of Dr. Seuss and check out her Cardinal next to the very stylish Snowman.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Buttercream



Frosting...Icing...Buttercream.

Many people think that it's all the same; frosting is frosting after all...
In reality, nothing could be further from the truth. There are so many varieties of frosting out there that one could write several research papers and not cover them all but today I am focusing on buttercream.

Buttercream is what most people tend to think they are eating when they buy a can of frosting from the grocery store or purchase a frosted cake from a bakery.
There are many frostings available on the market which are generically called "buttercream" by customers and bakery personnel though if one reads the package labels, the manufacturers don't use that term much and the frosting used on that purchased cake was often delivered premade in a 5 gallon bucket or as a bag of powder to which a person, like some cakes mixes, just adds water and presto! instant "buttercream" frosting-no butter needed.

Most of us have had this frosting at one point or another; there's so much air whipped into it, or it has a certain slightly stale/canned taste to it, maybe it's a little too sweet, often it dries out and gets crusty quickly, or there may even be a little unpleasant film of something left behind in your mouth.

I am not enough of a food snob to say that I don't enjoy commercially made frosting once in a while (don't let anyone at the bakery know though;) but real buttercream it is not.
Frosting it is, buttercream it is not.

In the industrialization frenzy where things made by hand began to lose favour to things that were prepackaged, modern, promising the dream of more convenience-buttercream frosting like so many other things was tweaked and transformed until it lost the pure essence of what it once was; the flavour, the silky texture, the richness of it, gone. It became an empty shell, something people would eat around to get to the actual cake within. Anyone that's ever attending a large party with some half sheet cakes purchased from a grocery store has witnessed the piles of frosting scraped off to the side of the plates and left behind; a sad reminder of the fact that while it looked pretty, people knew better than to actually eat it.

In recent years thanks to dedicated individuals, artisanal bakeries, and organizations such as the Slow Food Movement bucking the trend of relying too much on heavily processed foods; real buttercream is making a comeback and people are discovering that a really good buttercream is an integral part of what makes a cake exceptional.

Appreciating a good buttercream frosting is a bit like learning to appreciate different varieties of wine, beer, or cheese. There are variations on the main theme but each, in their own ways, are delicious.














There are four main methods of making buttercream and then there are variations based on those four, similar to how mother sauces are used in France.
The main methods are:
[drum roll]

French
Italian
Swiss
American

French and Italian buttercreams are fairly similar in their methods.

Have some unsalted butter at room temperature, or just slightly warm. Put sugar and water on the stove to boil until it reaches 115 degrees Celsius (240F).

For French style, whip whole eggs and/or yolks until light and slightly fluffy.
For Italian style, whip egg whites.
That's the main difference right there.

Then, with the mixer on, slowly pour in the sugar syrup.

DO NOT TURN THE MIXER ON HIGH until after all of the syrup is poured in.
(unless you enjoy being burned by flying sugar syrup)

Then turn mixer on high and let it whip until cool. After it cools some, with the mixer on low or medium, add the butter until it is absorbed.

The French buttercream usually will have more of an ivory/golden tint to it due to the yolks whereas the Italian will be almost white. Both of these buttercreams are light (almost like whipped cream at room temperature) yet have a richness to them.

The Swiss buttercream heats the whites and sugar together while over a heat source, then the soft butter is added, so essentially it shortens the process of the other two methods by a step. It tends to produce a lighter and fluffier buttercream then the previous two.

The Amercian method follows similar principals to the other three however, it replaces part or all of the butter with margarine or shortening.

*Sigh...I know, I know "Geez, Americans!"*

Let me just say for the record that changing out some of the butter for margarine or shortening is not necessarily a bad thing. It's just that there are a few people/businesses who have gone too far and used all shortening and then have added tons of sugar to try and make the frosting edible...

You have no idea how bad that is until you have tried it.

Let me just say it's really, really, really, really NOT good.

Looks pretty and innocent enough but is really not good to eat.
(I still have the memories...and nightmares)


Anyhow, the reason why it's not a completely horrendous idea to add some to a recipe is because a little margarine or shortening will help stabilize the buttercream which, when you are dealing with a Wedding cake on a hot day, can mean the difference between a beautiful cake that everyone will admire and enjoy (providing that it hasn't been set in direct sunlight on a 90+degree day) or a disaster that will show up eventually on Cake Wrecks blog.

Margarine can work out all right in higher proportion if needed in a recipe but both it and shortening (especially shortening) leaves a coating of fat in your mouth due to their higher melting points. So, if you are going to use a higher %, go for margarine first and do a test batch or two so that you will still have a frosting that people will want to eat.

Rule of thumb for margarine and shortening: Ideally use only if you know the weather is going to be warm and never ever ever go over 50% ratio with shortening.
Just...don't...do...it.

Other options that you can try instead are using some white chocolate or a couple varieties of cocoa butter available which also work as stabilizers.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Taste of Zupan's

For several years, Zupan's grocery chain has held an event at the Heathman hotel in downtown Portland where they showcase some of the foodstuffs that are available from their stores and vendors as a thank you to all of their customers and also to showcase items available for the holiday season, everything from appetizers to desserts.

For a couple of years now, one has to buy a ticket to attend however all of the proceeds from the tickets purchased go to the Portland Police Bureau's Sunshine Division to help provide holiday meals for people who can use a little help now and then to make their holidays a little brighter.

Anyhow, I took some pictures of the event and here they are.






Our booth.










Here's our Red Velvet cupcakes and our Pumpkin Spice cake.





Personally, I think Pumpkin
good for any time of the year.
Also, some of our Italian Almond cake.
































Zupan's floral arrangements for table centerpieces. This one was on our table (and it got to come home with me too).

Here's a sampling of some of the other holiday fare.




Some hummus and holiday gift baskets.



























Mandy from Zupan's Belmont with some excellent coffee action.

(Hi Mandy!)














"Samples are ready to go."

















Yep, still wearing the hat.
I'm thinking more and more about it replacing the bandannas.
Yes, I think that would definitely class up the place a bit... now the trick is to figure out how to get the rest of the staff to go along with it, hmmmmmmm.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Happy All Hallow's Eve my fellow spirits of the evening

A little light music to set the tone I think...



Ahhhhhh, such delicious sounds.

Now, to continue...
Here are a few offerings to set the proper holiday spirit(s).

People should really consider having their weddings on Halloween,
just think of all of the ghouls and goblins that might arrive for the nuptials and the resulting photo album would be much more interesting.


"Mmmmmmmm, bats are soooo deliciously crunchy and surprisingly sweet."

One can not forget birthdays either...

"Eye'll be watching you"
mwah hahahahahahaha*cough...cough* hahahahahahahhaha

[evil laughter is hard on the throat]

Now on to the costume side of things.

Here's the real character in typical action mode...



and here are his Dopplegangers-with no damages to the bakery either.

Two, two Beakers for the price of one :)
They each got a free cookie for these outfits even though I didn't hear any "meeps"
Happy VikingTip for employers...
Vikings make excellent workers however...
curbing their desire to break into an operatic solo is not a simple task.


Usually, I think of fabulous outfits several days after All Hallow's Eve and then say to self...

"Self, start work on this right now so you will have it ready for next year"

and then I don't pay attention and end up doing something last minute but
not this year...

This year, I actually had an idea for a costume
before All Hallow's Eve
and I think it turned out nicely and now I can embellish further for next year...or next week...or next Spring...
maybe it will become the new work uniform ;)
Keep a wary eye out my fellow bakers...

I am especially fond of the hat. Steampunk Baker
is presented for your consideration

I need to track down and/or make some Holsters for the leg next year and possibly a larger bandolier...so many possibilites.

Yes, the pastry bags are lit from within, what kind of Steampunk Baker would I be without my pastry bags ready to frost at a moment's notice?

I have noticed that the rolling pin and staff could also be used for a
"Conana the Barbarian/Red Sonja" theme.

Hmmmmm...


Nahhhhh, Steampunk offers so many style possibilities, it's impossible to consider other options.


and to close, one of my favourite All Hallow's Eve tunes.
[I know it's random but it's a rather jazzy & chipper horror tune]
Happy All Hallow's Eve everyone!

Mwah hahahha*cough...cough*hahahahah

Sunday, October 24, 2010

more IBIE things to see

Some of the food stuffs that were on display at the show.

Sir Galahad in the house hanging out.
Sir Lancelot and Queen Guinevere were also in attendance. I had no idea that King Arthur actually labeled any of its flour this way, makes sense
& I think it's rather brilliant.
Now someone needs to do something using Shakespeare plays & characters as a theme.

Think about it, a bakery that makes danish could call themselves "Sweet Hamlet".
Envision, if you will-


Rosencrantz & Guildenstern as pastries.

"I'll take two Rosencratz, 4 Guildenstern, and thrown in one Ophelia and a couple of Osric"
(eeehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe)
[yes, I know I am weird but it works doesn't it ;]
*ahem*


Anyhooooo, here are a few more items that I found to be of interest.

Fruit and vegetable gelato essentially.
You have No idea how good these were.
The Dragon fruit one was absolutely ambrosial.

All of this fig paste, I should stop back by the King Arthur booth for a loaf of bread and someone here must have some goat cheese...
Close up of Fig action...


I had no idea there were so many things you could do to apples and other fruits.
(and I'm kind of wondering why you would)

"Does anyone have a bowl of cereal and milk?"

Close up of my favorite find.
I am partly intrigued and amused. Kind of hard to carve a Jack O' Lantern out of that I must say.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

It's Cider season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The scent wafts past your nose as you bring it to your lips.

It's the essence of Fall; cool crisp mornings followed by the sun slowly warming up the day. The fog slowly caressing the trees as it dissipates back into clear air.
There is the faintest whisper of mustiness, you sense the leaves slowly cascading off the trees; decaying where they land, leaving a faint shadow etched into the stones underneath.

There is a dryness to it, the crisp, slightly bitter skin crunches and gives way to a tart, juicy interior. Tart enough to make your mouth pucker but with just a hint of sweetness to smooth out that first bite and make it pleasant rather than too bitter.
Yet this is not an apple that you hold in your hand, it is a glass of fresh pressed Cider from Lori Skurdahl's Heirloom apple orchard.

I will just state right now that there is no better Cider out there anywhere and I shall tell you why.

Each batch of cider Lori makes has a blend of several Heirloom Cider apple varieties in it and she changes the blend every time she presses depending on what apples are ready,therefore every batch is unique... and darn tasty.

She told me one time how many varieties of cider apples she had (let's just say a lot) and she always seems to be acquiring different ones every time I talk with her.

Aside from using multiple apple varieties for her cider, there is another thing which makes this Cider stand out from the pack.


Often, when Cider is pressed and sold commercially (at least in the USA) it has to be pasteurized and most often that is done by heating it up. There are a couple of things this does to the cider besides killing off unwanted and harmful bacteria:


1. The juice will loose some of the flavor and aroma which is the main reason you are getting it in the first place.

2. It sets the pectin in the juice so that it will remain cloudy, not that much of a problem if you are drinking it just as juice however it is most definitely not a good thing if you plan to make Hard Cider and want it to be clear and golden when you are all done.

There are various processes you can use to get the Hard Cider clear again but you strip out more of the flavor when you do that.

So, what does Lori do differently? Her Cider is pasteurized using Ultra Violet light, no heat involved and therefore, minimal loss of aroma and flavor and no setting of the pectin which makes for an extremely delicious fresh cider to drink and just about perfect for making a good batch of Hard Cider or dare I say it... Apple wine.















For this particular batch, the apples used were:
Skyrme's Kernel
Michelin
Kingston Black
and Yarlington Mill.

Ohhh, sweet sweet nectar.







Keep up the good work Lori.

I'll be ordering a couple of more gallons very soon
: )

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Continuation of the IBIE conference...Touristy stuff

I'll post these by hotels or general things that relate to each other...maybe.

Now, we shall start our tour of the Strip with...

The Bellagio...
which must be said with the intonation of -"Borrrr rach chio"-
as pronounced by Michael Keaton in the movie "Much Ado About Nothing".
(A most excellent, slightly unhinged performance by the way.)

Very colourful Chihuly ceiling on the way to the Conservatory
-Connnnn serve a torrrrrrryyy-
that is just a fun word to say isn't it?
I certainly think so...
Connnnnn serve a torrrrrryyyyy.
Ethereal glass leaves slowly cascade down through the trees.
Now, I give you...
The Woods of the Connnnn Serve a torrrryyyyy!

They all look so realistic and yet so sculptural.


I appreciate how the artist captured the
essence of leaf; the variegation, the lightness, the transparent beauty within.
"I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar"
Wash, Serenity(2005)

Where there are trees, there must be water.
Here is a continuous fountain archway that you can walk through. This grand specimen will make many, many pies.
Mmmmmmm, pie.
See what I mean about the sculptural part?
This could be sooooo in my room right now, mind you it wouldn't fit but it would be cool.
The Green Man watching over the bounty of the season.
A Riddle
I am born on May Morning - by sticks, bells, and ribbons

I am the sap - in the dark root
I am the dancer - with his six fools
I am the tump - behind the old church
I am the lost soul - under the misericord
I am the oak - against the stars

I am the face - that peers through the leaves
I am the fear - in a child' s mind
I am the demon - on the roof-boss

I am killed in October - and laid on church altars

I am the guiser - on the bright bonfire
I am the old grain - sown with the seed
I am the flame - in the pumpkin ' s grin
I am the spirit - in the kern-baby's bosom

Phill Lister 1982